onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

168,167 notes

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

590,221 notes

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

(Source: nothomo)

415,735 notes

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming)

11,690 notes

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

37,864 notes

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed)

605,384 notes

airmaxpapi:

love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash

(Source: secretpapi)

11,118 notes

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

40,738 notes

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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20,260 notes